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Value of what? _ I always think a blizzard is a value. It makes me slow down, build a fire, relax under a warm quilt and not give a fig about my "to do" list
leave me alone with these stupid questions
sexe
You may not be able to control the wind but you can adjust the sails.
I love Maine. I love you people. I love the lobster and the good political sense that you displayed during this election. I love Stephen King. My wife and I plan to visit this great state of Maine. As New Englanders, you people have a lot in common with with some of the upper midwest people of Wisconsin, Michigan, Minnesota(my state), and Illinois. Your kids are your first priority. Take care of them. As parents, you will give them all of your love. But they will break your heart at some time. If you love your children, they always come back. There is always a deep love. You are good people. I got into your website by accident, but I do not regret it. Have a wonderful life! Mark & Jeannie
i love your site
which is more worse:Hurricanes or Blizzards
hey - Im nmoving to St. Augustine, Fl on sunday (aug 15th) I wanted to stop by and say hell/goodbye but its hard to see when my head is as far up my butt as it is. Will try to stop by before I leave. Scotty
not sure what to say
yes
Hi Martin and Michelle, congratulations on your baby. I wish you all the best. ----Cousin Steve
no
3 Subtext entries for the entire year? QQ
myths of what you are having, boy, girl
Hurricane or blizzard......hurricane or blizzard.....freeze or get blown away.....hurricane or blizzard
If you really want Santa Coal, send me a personal comment using the link at the bottom of the page and we'll make arrangements.
what the hell??? Where's my Santa Coal?!?!!?
DO YOUY HAVE ANY MORE PICTURES OF THE PARADE? QUEEN THE PRINCESS AND PRINCE ..ETC?
And this one gets a lot less stories to boot!! Oh my!
2nd kid always gets less pictures...
You may say NO, but you really mean YES.
NO
NO
Have you tried looking at the front page to the site yet?
Picture of Levi?
You're a trip, Dan!
Damn straight it was Dan!! Anyone 4 for 4 has to know what he doing.(Must have given Martin advice) The answer to making boys is Depth!! Martin and Dan know it to be true.
That "it takes a man to make a man" comment must've been Dan.
Good job Martin, Like I always say, "it takes a man to make a man."
Happy Birthday Levi! Welcome to the world. We are glad you're here.
CONGRATS MARTIN AND MICHELLE - Welcome to the world little guy! Scott
Congratulations Martin and Michelle!!! Good luck with more sleepless nights!!! Rhema
Congrats to you both. I can't believe how lucky Michelle gets, they both look like her. Absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!!!
Good thing you're gonna buy for the whole house. I always seem to be running out of Depends.
If I win the babypool, I'll buy a round of diapers for the house...
If its a boy name him Archibald ;)
Not yet...3 more weeks
Is the baby here yet????
we ended up naming them daisy and buddy or daze and bud for short.
Jean & Gene?
Dan and Nancy?
Pat and Chris!
Mickey and Minnie?
Jil and Lil?
Boy cat and not boy cat. Or, if you're feeling a bit rebelious, girl cat and not girl cat. That should throw them off.
How about Turgle and Floss?
anybody got any good cat names for a brother and sister?
Anything new would be better than this.
There should be some time for updates over the next few weeks. Perhaps even a fresh redesign is in the works.
Howdy..Hey Martin when will u be updating your site? I miss your prose.
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HUH?????????
partition maneger
Happy Independence Day!
George Bush, say compared to Clinton, Carter or any other Demonocrat. Carter had interest rates at 17% when he left. Clinton had/has 4 major lawsuits for philandering.(Flowers, Lewinsky, Skyfield, and Jordam) Bush quieted Afganistan, and ended terror(even if temp)by invading Iraq.(I'm sure the other nations there will think twice now.)
quite interesting. whoring your family off to the wounderful age fo technology and information. not surprised.
Compared to what?
I think George Bush is wonderful.
I think we said controversy, not a complete buzz-killing conversation stopper.
Yes, I think that would be fine. How about a 42 year old woman killed in a nasty car crash? She found out "that morning" that her husband was cancer free after 6 years of long strenuous treatment. He, along with their 3 adopted children, are now alone without a mother and wife. Life can suck sometimes. RIP, Julie!
How about a controversy, instead?
Let's get a contraversey going.
I just wanted to say, "I'm thinking of all the fallen heroes today!" Memorial Day 2003. God Bless Them all.
I remember when the pages changed daily!! A cable modem?? I'm so happy!! Maybe you can test the VoIP for me soon?
Typical. You give up one day before the next big announcement.
OK, it's time to write off this site. Last updated back in February!
3 boys?? I have 4 boys!! Hello??? Anyone paying attention?? I was in a maritime service, so I am full of Seamen.
you could never shoot a girl-you lack sensitivity. 3 boys and your done .
Yes you can! They taste great with worms.
Kids!!! you can't eat them anymore
Hey, intra-cranial blockage person? Who writes your material?
That's right FUN ! After years and years of oppression they are each getting things that they have been denied access to. I hope they each got some of the regimes goodies that they have hoarding. Doctors checked, said I'm ok, but for you to increase the prescription.
Fun? You really should have that intra-cranial blockage checked by an expert. Soon.
You just don't get it do you?? The free people are dancing in the street, the EX military people are the ones doing the looting. We have looting here every year, let them have their fun!
Er, that's not dancing in the streets they're doing...it's looting. They could give a rat's ass about our so-called democracy. A new TV is bettter.
Even the new "edited" version?
I'll bet that exactly what they said!!!
f$@%!
What are France and Germany saying now??? NOTHING!
Look at the people of Bagdad now, you moron!! They are dancing at the street, kissing our soldiers.
Why do I let you people get me upset?? Now Russia, France and Germany want in on the spoils of war? "We don't support you, BUT, now that you've won we're behind you?" I think not!
Yes they do have a right UN resolution, indeed, gived them the right. Do your homework, prior to making stupid comments!!
Right, screw the US invaders. They have no right to be in Iraq.
Martins dad is a Veteran, Martin knows a few Veterans, leave the military people alone! They are just doing their job!
Screw the US Armed Forces???? I will turn the other cheek to you. God Bless You, too! The Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard and Marines would be there for you.
srapittydooda
Screw the US Armed forces; they chose the job.
God Bless the US Armed service men and woman.
HEEHEhehehehe TSM is/was all wet!!
ever wonder what happened to TSM News?? HAHAHA!! http://www.teamsantamonica.org/tsm_news.htm
The Sopwith Camel Flying ace is a Beagel??
Isnt Snoopy a beagel? And why doesnt Charlie Brown kick Lucy's ass when she pulls the football away?
I'll bet YOU are greasy and stinky too...........
Congrats and good luck! from a new mom in P-ville
I have a beagle and she's greasy and stinky but she can climb trees and fences and dig holes and eat squirrels and she's fat.
YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT BEAGLES IS VERY OFFENSIVE TO ME AS A BEAGLE LOVER AND OWNER. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WONDERFUL LOVING ANIMALS BEAGLES ARE!!!!
is that Michelle Williams? If not, there's a resemblance.
Mas y menos Mucho Gusto! Oh please No Tu Tu. Leotards are better. Preferably a coral color.
whatever the baby may be - you must come up with some sort of "2" reference in the name. Like "Dos" Schamis or TuTu Shamis (northside Phx version)
http://www.malgusto.com/juegoso/57/57.htm ready...aim...pee?
Right about.....NOW!
Hey! When are you gonna put up the poll for B or G?
Congrats to Martin and Michelle on the new announcement.
Has the snow melted yet? Remember don't eat the yellow snow! Yuck Yuck
Whatever you want it to be!
What is this site?
This is the best snowstorm in 8 years.. Long live days off from work!!! Wooohoooo!!
winter smells
Nice to see the groundhog poking his head out!
Is it only February?
You really need Dr. Kevorkian!! Spend the 20 dollars a month for the cell phone. Cut back the use of that prescription on that Lithium, use that money for the phone.
Yes! That way, when an emergency arises, you can send Dr. Phil. "Quick! Dr. Phil, go find help!"
You don't need a cell phone, or a gun, you need Dr. Phil. Can you say, "issues"?
Great Idea. Then the bullet goes into traffic hits a driver or perhaps a pedestrian, it's eventually traced to your licensed firearm and you are sued, and put in jail for maiming or killing someone, and life as you knew it will never be the same.
I'd bet that if you sit at that intersection firing a gun in the air, a cop would be there faster than a cell phone.
Good idea. That way, when you're out someplace and the person you're with has a heart attack, you can just shoot them and save yourself the trouble of calling an ambulance. Or if your car breaks down, you can shoot at passing motorists until the cops show up. Thanks for the tip!!
Get a gun permit, you moron!! The life you save may be your own. I have one, never needed it, hopefully never will, but I am in charge of my response. Call 911 on a cell and then wait 5 minutes for the police.
And yet it's still a superior option to slowly bleeding to death on the sidewalk while you stumble around trying to find a working payphone.
911 on a cell phone is never a dependable way to protect yourself. It reads out location from where the cell tower is, and many police stations do not connect to one another. So if you are in philly but hit a Tinicum cell tower, you are sent into the Delco 911 center, which has no direct connection to philly. UGLY huh?
kids suck sheesh
how do i get a cellphone-just for 911
retna scanning
Three words: Body cavity search
So I am driving a car without any ID and I get pulled over. I tell the cop I'm Martin, and he gives me a ticket?? I never heard of that one, but I'm willing to give Martins name a try!!
how could that happen?
what is the proper form to file when someone gets traffic violations using your name?
He doesn't have any that he is willing to admit to, at least.
I don't have any girls, so that picture doesn't exist!!
Where are the pictures from Christmas? I'm waiting to see the cutest baby girl of the new year.
Where are the pictures from Chrismas? I'm waiting to see the cutest girl baby of the new year.
Yeah interesting comment considering that whoever said that was once a kid themselves so they therefore suck. sheesh.
Obviously spoken by someone who has none.
Kids suck. Sheesh.
Oh Bahh Humbug you scrooge......
A Christmas Tree????? So we have Christmas and Hanakuh in the same household!! Thanks for seeing through the religion and finding the superficial commercial aspects of the holiday season.
While you are busy screwing your brains out, Muslim extremists are planning on killing your family. Hope the Orgasm was worth it.
Make love not war. Hell no we won't go!
damn right I do!!
A Christmas Tree????? So we have Christmas and Hanakuh in the same household!! Thanks for seeing throught the religion and finding love.
i agree with you
BUSH< BUSH he's my man!! The people have spoken!!! The republicans rule!! Take that, Charlie, you left winged tree hugger.
That's not true, those others have primaroes also in places where they have a registration advantage.
Libertarian, Green Party and a host of others = Independant in our two party system.
It's a shame. The people I used to beat up as a kid are now our politicians in charge.
There are more than the parties listed above. How about Liberarian party, the Green Party and a host of others. I voted Libertarian in the last election. I was part of the 1 percent.
It's true, at least, in PA
You know your poll is a tough question to answer. Who is the guy that is so politically correct? Is it still true in some states if you register as an independant you are unable to vote in the primaries?
You might be surprised to know that W actually INCREASED the percentage of the budget that goes towards Health and Human Services (along with Defense) while decreasing funding to programs like NASA, HUD, and Agricultural Assistance. But that aside, while I feel your double taxation pain as a business owner, if you're not taking full advantages of all of the tax deductions available to business owners, you need to find yourself a better accountant.
Well I don't see Bush doing anything for the economy. Since he has been in office, its been quite a downer with everything.
Now that I am working for myself, it galls me to see how much of my earned income goes up the flue in the form of taxes. Taxes tht support such things as Welfare Payments, Food Stamps, Social Security Supplements, and the infamous Aid to Families with Dependent Children. What really sticks in my craw is the knowledge that most of the above goes to people who rarely if ever contributed to the tax base. And to think people can't wait to return Al Gore to the White House!
Anyway, the fat from discarded tires is unsaturated. That is unless they'd been involved in alot of road kill.
Soon? They're doing that now!
Eat whatever you want. Soon your insurance companies will bill if you eat saturated fats..
Should we vote on weather you should be allowed to eat discarded tires?
Bush rules.....
Since becoming a vegetarian, I've found discarded tires very nutritious.
And don't get me started on "baking soda". You don't even wanna know what is involved with that stuff....
Well, I'll tell you about it. It is all a scam. All that "vegetable" oil is actually extracted from discarded tires. It is then run through a bleaching process to remove the road tar color. But it gets worse. Most of the work during this process is done in child slave labor camps in western Sri Lanka (not the part held by the rebels, they would never tolerate it). These kids work 19 hour days so that people can feel good about eating products made with the more "natural" vegetable oil. If the vegetarians only knew....
i wants to know about vegetable oil market
Obviously the power puff girls are the best cartoon ever!
honestly i dont really spongebob, im more of zim the invader fan.
rugrats rule.
I'm a SpongeBob fan, myself.
OH NO
rugrats rule
Sort of like a French Tickler for your wallet.
I see the war in Iraq as an economic stimulator.
Anger gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there!
I need the reponde code for battlefield 1942
Have Fun!!
Can't wait to ski PA ice again.
This subtext is by far the best one yet. I can't wait to read one that outdoes this one.
Well done Martin.. I enjoyed the subtext.
Started off scarey, but then Miami was a hoax.
Friday the 13th and all is well!!
I don't do windows.
I just finished cleaning windows.
Hey What's everybody doing on Labor Day.
no, i have nothing to say so why am i typing
CHECK OUT a new serach site.... www.kartoo.com
I don't understand it...I found this webpage and feel compelled to write something...Hummm
I love technology!
Either that, or the shots of Rogaine.
Maddie Jane...you go girl!!!!Must have been the great beer your parents drank that put all that hair on your head!!!
Nice pictures...beautiful baby,looks nothing like her grandpop Kressler
Lucky for you, Martin, that Methamphetamine is such a hard word for a child to say. THAT would be embarassing.
Hmmmm...Can I get a lager, dad??
Hmmmmmm....beer....goo goo....da da...
In Gaza, where Hamas is strongest, about 10,000 Palestinians celebrated in the streets over the cafeteria attack, calling for more "martyrdom operations," as they term suicide bombings. God is watching!!
Nope, I am certainly not his father. But I am one of the people that have the "secret" phone number you seek....neener neener neener!
Great pictures!
Nope..It's not his father!
this sounds like his father speaking. BTW I am not a weirdo!
He has an unlisted number because there are wierdos like you that are trying to track him down.... His mother, on the other hand, likes wierdos.
Why is it that you have an unlisted number? I am trying to track you down and I can only reach your mother!
I personally like humming Mozart concertos in the rain while holding my green American umbrella,but I left it in my yard so I guess I'll just dance in the puddles instead.
Where are the photos of your feet? You know, the typical stuff that cam-girl fans want to see!
Where is the self-interview? What is your favorite color?
During the rainy season it rained all the time in Vietnam; but I didn't see any Dutch umbrellas.
Dutch Umbrellas? Is it raining there?
Deutchland uberalles
I was in Vietnam, which was a conflict. I saw many civilians accidently? exploded/terminated/colaterally damaged there, too. But when my friends said "shoot" I shot where they was aiming.
Is that like the dominoe effect?
President Eisenhower was a military leader that reluctantly became our 34th President in 1952. He was talking about a World War II not a conflict..Korea was considered a conflict..so lets not mince words.
It worked here, what's wrong with your hookup?
Didn't work. Try again.
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Dwight David Eisenhower saisd it in 1944.
Where did u come up with that philosophy? Conflict is just that. Not always is there a secondary result.
Like 9/11?
Colateral fallout is an unfortunate byproduct of conflict.
where am i?
So, having a member of your family blown up by a freedon fighter is OK?
Obviously not speeling.
The college football team for Syracuse is a terrorist group? What the heck are they teaching kids these days?
I prefer to call them "Freedom Fighters!" I only call the Orangemen terrorists.
Most of us really, really want to get out of Ireland. Do you think we like being blown up by Irish terrorists? It also costs taxpayers a lot of money for the priviledge.Tony Blair would be out of their if the opportunity arose.
Ohhhh, that's right!! Freedom from British tyranny!! Now if only they would get out of Ireland!!
In the UK we also say "I hope you had an enjoyable independance day" :)
In the UK they "Bend Over."
What do you guys say, then? "I'd like one up the bum! Cheers!"?
We don't say "bend down" in the UK. There's just no call for it. We leave that sort of thing to foriegn chaps.
Oh I'm confused.
Nope!! In Philly it's, "Bin down."
Ben Down? Like in "I ben down to the St. James infermery."
Ben Down? I know him, he's Eileen Downs brother.
Heres the trick. Bend down. Stretching like that helps your back muscles anyway.
I, as a tall person (an altitude magnified individual, for you PC morons), find it scary when short people (Bottom-shelf enabled persons) build things like that. I swear they build those things just so people like me will hit their heads on it.
I like the goal posts in your back garden. If only more Americans would embrace proper football.
Of course they have a song!!! Everyone who has ever been stranded at sea knows it. "Oh God, I'll do anything if the Coast Guard comes and saves me."
http://www.uscg.mil/sounds/sempara.html
Martin, I hear the Pansie festival and the Sweetpea festival are going to be in your area soon. Better clear your appointment book.....
yea, tan is good
Please...Pretty please
Yea, come on Martin upload your new song.
You heard the man, Martin. Time to upload that MP3 of your new song.
I want to hear your song
"Semper Paratus"
The Coast Guard will be under the "Homeland Security" tagline now. At least they will get some money.
Many bodies are buried in Normandy as well. Normandy looks like Arlington National Cemetery. Quite enlightening. Raining here in Scotland.
Yup, quite a few of those Memorial Day bodies are buried right there in Germany. Glad you had the day off!!
Hmmm, I thought I was the only American living in Germany that reads this site. Was raining in Munich, too. Of course, I didn't know it was Memorial Day until late at night when I was speaking with my mother on the phone.
Nothing, really. Just enjoying the Memorial Day rain here in Germany.
American in Mexico There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?' The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop." The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners." Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener whille I scratch my ass?"
My tolerance for stupid people?
The temperature!
The stock market.
What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
It seems odd that a person that would know that iceberg was a type of lettuce (let alone THE type they used) would not know that "minimal" meant "not very much".
My son went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. He asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." She said she was sorry ... but they only had iceberg.
How ugly
It will take more than that to make you look sexy!! Can you say "plastic Surgeon?"
I need to get one of those turbin looking things for my head, like Arafat wears,and maybe it will make me look sexy and keep the sun off my neck.
They had him!!! Then they let him live.
what the heck is going on here?
When there's only one person left in the world.
I'snt it the pits. When will all the bloody wars be over?
Sharon Sends In the Tanks Israeli leader declares Arafat 'enemy'; armored forces enter Palestinian headquarters in Ramallah
Does downloading tabulature count??
Ground Hog Ethics? What the hell is that? Does that mean that it is ok to do anything you want as long as you don't see your shadow?
Thank you, Mr. Science.
If you are far enough from the equator, you will have your chance for frost,later. Ground hog ethics.
No more frost in Egypt, either.
No more frost in London this year
Total expense for heat this winter, $142.00. This global warming thing isn't to bad.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A GROUNDHOG/?
with animals
sex
I'd say Winter isn't over, at least not in my neck of the woods. It is snowing for the first time in nearly two months right now....
Happy Birthday, Eastland!!! Your dad is a nut, but your mommy is a babe!!
holy moly, you write about being in the car on autopilot and wondering how you got to where you were, I visited my college this past weekend and was shocked at how the years have flown by...I was one of those "fossils" I used to encounter on campus from time to time. All I can do is echo David Byrne and ask "well, how did I get here ?" Keep up the good work.
I once had a cat that had kittens naturally. If you can consider the mess left behind in my toybox "natural".
My wife had all 4 kids naturally. No drugs, no pain killers. My hand still hurts from her squeezing it so hard.
I somehow came across your site and found your story of the c-section. I just had my baby on June 25, 2001 and your account sounded very similar - except my C-section was planned so I had no labor pains. your story brought mine back to life - wow! Thanks for sharing!!!
Cleaning up the site? What was cleaned?
Thank you for cleaning up the site.
I like your site. The pictures are hilarious and sweet.
Should it be?: I have (a) kid(s)
In my house, 2 pair beats 4 of a kind. What's the matter, Hoover?? The word "dude" is so over.
this sucks dude.
That should be "kid(s)"
Two - aged six and four. We're not having a third!
Yes, Martin is trying to tell us that he also has a love-child with Ruth Buzzy. Keeping that information to himself has just been killing him.
Kids?? Kids?? Isn't that plural?? Like you would have to have more than one, right???? Martin , are you saying something??
That is a most generous and selfless act. Congratulation to your son.
My 16 1/2 year old son passed his drivers test on Saturday!! He, too, signed up for organ donation. 2 big passages on 1 day!
No warranty. If I don't take care of it, it's back to dialysis and the prison I've been in for the last 5 1/2 years. I think I'll wait for the beer test for awhile. Right now I'm sticking to mostly water and tea.
Did it pass a beer test yet??
What kind of warrenty did you get with that kidney?
Well, I've had the kidney for a week and it's functioning like a champ.
God Bless your Dad!! Happy New Year!!
No that would be Keebleroodedo. Scrappy's side of the family.
I think it is a Scooby snack manufacturer.
Is Snockeroodedo Scooby and Scrappy's long lost grandfather?
Snockeroodedo to you
DSL speed manager
Nice pic of Eastlands proud "Pop Pop"!
That was Charlie's site. He shut it down.
Martin, what happened to "mindtime"?
Heating oil delivery, nov 02 to Dec 3, 31 gallons.... Aaahhhhhhhh!! $32.24 for hot water and heat in the late fall, I'll take it.
Icouldawenteitherway
Saving money, big time, on oil heat at the house. Give me more warmer weather.
Scrappy Doo was a poser.
No, this is for all the little kids that were disappointed when Scooby Doo was taken off the air.
what is this about is it for Phoenixville
Who wants to know about crisp & clear nights and stars? You must live in Oregon or Washington. Of course it's crisp & clear at night with plenty of stars (& planets).
Gonna be in the 60's all week, and I have to work!! On vacation next week and it will be freezing.
He'll grow into them. Until then, just call him Homey E
Get that poor kid some pants that fit, for Gods sake!!!
Are the nights crisp and clear there? Love those stars.
No, I understand that his priorities are changing everyday. Children do these things to you.
Don't you hate when a webmaster is too much of a slacker to write another blogger entry for his site?
I have not missed a vote since the May primary in 1975.
No, but I think mommy is.
So is E still suffering through the "sugar shock"?
Raked all weekend!! Kids had a ball tumbling and rumbling through the leaves.
UK fall delays by global warming (maybe). Trees still quite green.
Fall is a great time of year. Love those leaves.
this is alittle bit too weird for me, you freaks
I do. Bought it thru carmax.com a couple of months ago. It had less than 30,000 miles registered and it runs like a top. Who's asking? Ill sell it to you for a good price. cheap.
Who has the Jag?
The Jag has been fixed and I'm enjoying the ride. I'm not completely sure but I believe the older models like mine were built in Great Britain. I hope it's not a lemon. So far so good.
Fixt.
I wanted to read about Eastland crawling and it keeps giving the old text Raspberries...please fix, Martin!
I love U.S.A (Petrit) albania and I love my contry
I am albanian from Macedonia and we albanians are against those terorist atack and i think that U.S military shot responde and capture the prime suspect and we now ho is he...... my support to familys of 11 september victimes
God bless the USA, and happy "New Year to Martin."
in lieu
hm: http://people.bu.edu/jlovell terrorism will not stand
I have decided to watch Rug-Rats in loo of the news lately. Chucky is my favourite character..with the red hair glasses and untied shoes.
michelle - here's a link for your truck!! http://www.magneticflames.com/
That's what you get for driving a British car made of Ford parts.
Boy was I taken for a ride the other day. I dropped my car off at the dealer on a Tuesday and was told it was finished on Friday. I went to pick it up on Saturday and the part to be repaired was sitting in the passengers front seat. Wow what a howdy you do. I left it there and they are suppose to drive it to may home on Monday after the repairs are completed. Warranty work...no money no service. Age old story. Who's on first?
Ba Dum Bump!
algebra
what?
What do you call an undergarment worn by a math mermaid to support the breasts?
Thankyou for answering the question. I knew the residence was in DC, but I didn't know where the building was or the the correct name of it. Not a big American history buff.
The Vice President lives in something called Blair House. It's in DC. They also use it to put up visiting dignitaries- security already in place.
Martin. I was at the Jaguar dealer yesterday and I saw a spiffy bike there..me thinks it was made by BMW, but come to find out the tires were deflated. Ashley, Ken and I think of you guys often. Best Regards from Texas.
Hey Martin, I'm at X games. Come on down!! See me at the Events tent!!!
Trains, cars, boats and planes...geo metric
Orange track rules!
I think it was Hotwheels.
Was it Audi that came up with the hydrogen powered car? Must have been some old German race car. Perhaps the BMw
Don Rosen Audi was in the middle.
MFO- Hey who's in the middle...man-MJH
As in you "getting none"??
Where is the "none" option?
Scott, at least you know you got a nice custom programmed chip in the car since it was mine. Tho we each could have saved a few grand if you had bought it from me. Oh well. Damn middlemen. -MFO
I just got the new digital cable service. Gosh, that's alot of channels. By the time I flick through all 300 of them, my show is over.
Speaking of cable and the Tele. When does the new season start? There could possibly be some decent shows out soon. Looking fwd.
my televison source is generally porno tapes
Been there, done that!!
I remember when Martin's flew..props and all
oops - if martins NOT riding on sunday
I cant wait for Mike (i hope I spelled that right) to see my car...hopefully (if martins now riding on sunday) we can take a picture and post it. scotty (BTW Dan, I wrote the line below)
grownupsville is right around the corner from oldmanland...I think Dan lives on that road! :)
You can write that again....say
"But now we have a baby. And I have a new job that gets me up before 6AM every morning. So when the clock rolls past ten at night these days, I'm ready for bed." Welcome to Grownupsville, USA!
Howdy// Missed you all the other day. Will we see you on Sun.? You know the place....a.m
I picture the Vice Presidents home as an out house behind the White House. Not...
trite (trit) adj.trit'er trit'est worn out by constant use; stale- trite'ness n. old 1. having lived or existed for a long time 2.former 3. expierienced time 4.ancient 5. of long standing
TRITE CAN YOU DEFINE THAT?
So trite and old
Does anyone know where the Vice President lives?..Or shall I check the Dog Pyle engine?
G, C, G, D. G, C, G, C, D.
Tinky Winkie, Dipsy, Lala and Po. Teletubbies, teletubies, great big hug!!
Parking meter maid? He was pulled over by a cop in traffic....
For $26.50 plus several hundred dollars for a lawyer, I can file an appeal to get back $94.00. That makes sense.
The law is specific. You must face your accuser. I would have appealed and brought in a lawyer. I believe assignee would be the parking meter maid, who is not a sworn officer. I gave you the statuates of the City of Philadelphia. Should have read them first!
The assignee was there. The Philadelphia cops use court officers to represent the force in all cases. If you want to testify against the actual arresting (of fining) officer, you must pay a nonrefundable $26.50 to set up an appeal in the common pleas court for a later date. And the lawyers who testified first for people got the same deal - remove the points, pay the fine, thank you next.
It sounds like you are saying that had he a lawyer he could have demanded the officer (or his assignee) be there. And the prosicuting officer (aka 'assignee') was there. So what is your point?
A person representing themself has a fool for a lawyer.
Section 53:13-14 Philadelphia Traffic Code. Officer or assignee must be present at hearing to assist in prosecution of said offense. 14- Officer or assignee must be available for questioning on any matter concerning violations of prosecution. You, my friend, represented yourself, with no working knowledge of the law.
Excellent diary of a great renovation. I did 1-1/2 houses like this in teh Omaha, Nebraska area. 1st house was 1880's Victorian with huge rooms, 2nd was 1860's 3-story house with tiny rooms but a lot of character. Enjoyed your site vary much! Steve Stanfield, Baron of Greymatter
boooooooooring
boooooooooring
Hi Martin's Nose! It's me, you're boss' butt! See you Monday morning!
Hey, Martin & Michelle,!! It's David! I finially started surfing & looked u up! (sshhh, im at work)This is so much fun... Now i just have to contine to surf @ home, well i just wanted to say "hi," so have a great holiday weekend & ill talk to u soon! DAVID HERTEL
do you likemovies with gladiators?
is that you sparky?
anyonehome
oui
Make mine French Onion
Horayy!!! The pool opens this weekend. Anyone else taking a dip?!?!?
My weed and feed was put down at a great time. I have 3 acres of lush, weed free yard now!!
I hate the sun.
Martin's Nose
Mountain Biking is fantastic.
No matter what you write, Martin's nose will always remain on top.
I'm writing this just so I don't have to see "Martins Nose" up here on top anymore.
Martin's nose?????? Oh the poor child!!!!! I was hoping for him to look like Michelle!!
A pair of overstuffed twinkies
Whats Rosanne walking on then??
Nuh-uh. He has Sonny Bono's hairline, Careem Abdul Jabar's left elbo, and Rosann Barr's legs!
No way! Eastland has Martin's eyes and nose and Michelle's mouth, chin and forehead (that is if you really want to pick him apart. Overall he's gorgeous.
I can't decide who Eastland looks more like?? Martin or Michelle?? Martins mouth, Michelles eyes.... Poll the masses!!
The Sunday ride takes place every other Tuesday at 6AM. You are all invited to meet up with us at the gas station at the corner of Allendale Rd and 202 in King Of Prussia.
I didnt ask "When is the Sunday ride?"
Obviously, they told you once, and you didn't show up!! They can be like that!! Elitist. S N O B S
"When is the Sunday ride?" Scott asks.
You guys sound like a bunch of old ladies! I have a road bike - when's the ride? - scott
WOW!! You guys really told me. I feel tarnished. FYA!
cat fight! reeoowr!
Dan, YOU invited all of us on a Wednesday ride about 9 months ago. This time, YOU stood ME up and then failed to even respond to emails afterwards. Don't even bitch about not being invited on a ride. If you want to ride on Sundays, feel free to ask where we're riding and then actually show up.
Dan, you were actually invited a few years back to a Sunday ride with both Charlie and Mike at Wissahickon. You stood us up.
This is Dan. I did not know about Sunday morning rides. Please do not say you asked me.
Martin's just saying that because he has to. You are all invited, but not welcome. Go away. Don't you have lives or something?
I know, for certain, that you've all been invited to join us on the Sunday ride. I also know that none of you have ever shown up. You want to ride on Sunday, feel free to let me know. Anyone is welcome to join us.
Hey Charlie, Dan, Scott or Tom did you know about these Sunday morning rides?
Absolutely! Riley and Lacey will be out there nude, basking in the sun.
I usually hate fences, but it did improve the look of your yard! Now for the nude sunbathing?
I think you learn the material and take the test. Best $7.00 you could spend!
I think they should put Ham radios in cars.
Ham radio operators, like Martin and I , are exempt from any of those rules!!
Scott, I think anybody sitting in your Audi would like the partitions. Added structural support for the next impact.
I like the partition idea. My audi would be happy about that : http://farmertan.com/gallery/wreck.html
And tolls! All drivers and tolls should be required to use an EZPass system. Hunting for change in the car while driving is clearly distracting and should be outlawed.
And come to think of it, they should require partitions between the driver and all passengers. There's no way you can concentrate on driving if you are distracted by the actions of other passengers.
While you're at it, I think they should remove all car stereos from cars, as well. There's no way you can pay attention to driving while you're tuning the radio or changing CDs.
Even if you have a hands-free cellphone, studies have shown that you cannot concentrate on driving if you are carrying on a significant conversation on the phone. I think that talking on the phone in the car, in whatever manner, should be outlawed.
As long as you continue to avoid sex, you shouldn't have a problem with "pregnant" or "has children"
Just so long as "pregnant" and "has children" continue to avoid me, I'm ok with that.
MFO, You couldn't get a woman as wonderful as Michelle anyway!!! Cute, smart and sexy avoids you!
Congrads on making a set of grandparents. Your Dad is one happy man. Best wishes Jim & Mary Sipprell White Pine,TN
I'm just happy he doesn't look like me, or I'd have to find a new friend to ride bikes with. -MFO
Aren't we all...
Handsome as you!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'm praying the kid looks like his mother!!!
Do I get 4 votes for being a parent that many times?
nice piece of writing, dude! great photos mike. and ... oh yeah ... great work, michelle! - charlie
Hi Martin and Michelle: Congratulations on the birth of your son!!! I'm so happy for you. Martin, I loved the Birthstory - that was incredible andm Michelle, I'm glad you over that part of it! Best to you both and the baby! Deb Krzywicki
Great job Michelle and Martin. Get some sleep when you can!
Thanks, but I didn't take all of them (since I was in some). Martin took a few. -MFO
Uncle Michael O!! Nice job on the pics!
just wanted you guys to know that Eastland is ADORABLE!!!! Congratulations!!! Aunt G
CONGRATS!! MICHELE AND MARTIN.HE's beautiful!I can't wait for his first visit to see us all at District Court. Betty
He is sooooooooooooooo cute!!!!
CONGRATS!!!!!! Long Live King Eastland!!!
Congratulations and welcome to the 10 lb baby club! He's absolutely beautiful!
The baby was born at 2:02 PM on Tuesday the 13th via c-section. 10 pounds 1 ounce, 22 inches long. Big baby. Everybody is doing fine....except for Martin, who claims the breast feeding is hurting his nipples. -Michael
We are all waiting to find out when and if all is OK. Please let us know.
IS HE HERE YET????
Well??????????????
Thanks for the spelling correction!! I mentioned I wasn't sure of it in my last posting.
and no, you didn't call it. Her water broke 5:45 am this morning - 3 hrs early. No Baby yet, just dealing with contractions
spell it P-I-T-O-C-I-N
Looks like I called it!!! P A T O S U N !! Start an IV and transport immediatley!!! I've been here 4 times before! Your more important then you'll ever know!!
Don't get impatient. When he's ready, the baby will come out.
PATTOSEIN!!! Not sure of the spelling. Get a good nights sleep, show up at 8, get an IV and 3 hours later, BABY!!
sometimes...I feel like crhap too.
Sudafed Blue
Infidelity is eminently avoidable, and no one should be coddled for a choice freely made.
I'm suffering with a 4 day head cold, too. Do you do the Sudafed pills, or the good old nose spray?
If fast smooth and fast talkers are getting all the "hot action?" I should be much luckier!!! But I respect my wife to much to smooth talk my way into some other womans pants. (Freud again?)
"The big news of the day, however, was Jesse Jackson's extramarital affair resulting in the birth of a child he's been taking care of. I don't think anyone is really all that surprised. Anyone who can talk with the fluid rhythm that Jesse spins is obviously getting his or her fair share of the hot action. You simply can't rap that well if you aren't gettin any." It's actually refreshing to see a celebrity step forward, admit it, and reveal that even from the start, he took responsibility for his actions and has been taking care of the child." You are correct in one thing, he has stepped up to the plate with $10,000.00 a month to take care of this child. This money, $10,000.00, that is taken from the tax deductable charity group "The Rainbow Coalition." Some, like me, would say this is "shup up and move to the $365,000.00 home, and have $10,000.00 a month that I will give you, " money.
If your shoes are so uncomfortable, why don't you wear your Tevas??
The inviolability of marriage is not the discussion here, and no one has suggested that Jesse is an innocent bystander of his own actions. In all of his actions, despite who he may have offended or not, the final judge of his actions will be the little girl that he fathered. In the end, whatever the relationship between he and his wife may be, that he takes responsibility for that which he created is truly what matters. You may judge him as you wish, but I argue that your malevolent tone stems from your underlying guilt for having similar temptations to those to which Jesse fell. What distinguishes a man from a lowly animal is not his ability for ignorance, but rather his ability to reason.
The inviolablity of marriage is the discussion here. To even suggest that the Rev. Jesse Jackson is an innocent bystander is a lucicrous and preposterous statement! He dipped his pen and now the writings will be read!
My Freudian response?? Proved what nicely?? What distinguishes a man from a lowly animal, which you seem to aspire to be, is his ability to ignore the lure of outside temptations, not move to them.
I meant "at work" figuratively, not literally. Though I believe your Freudian response proves my point quite nicely. Thank you.
I have many temptations in the work place. I, because of my love for my wife, would prefer that a Christian man and Minister would follow the word of God! This is not someone I want my children to look up to!
The malevolence refers to their need to persecute others based on differing beliefs. The root of the problem is evidenced in your wording. That you need to "cling" to your marriage bonds, then there are other temptations at work that you have yet to deal with. Perhaps you should focus on those before you condemn others.
i have to get the dictionary
So now people that cling to Marriage as being sacred bond are malevolent?? Did I mention that your thinking was warped??!!
The only pinheads who've been "rattled by reverberating sex scandals" are those malevolent individuals who are so afraid of their own temptations that they had to conduct a modern-day witch hunt.
Jackson confessed early yesterday - just hours before the story was to come out in the National Enquirer tabloid - that he'd fathered a baby girl out of wedlock. It was the latest earthquake to jolt a political system that's already been rattled by reverberating sex scandals from President Clintons sexcapades with a 20 year old bimbo.
Parking is $15.00 for 20 passes. And train is only 4 each way. You'd be saving money, plus you could read the paper, or in your case, the laptop on the train.
Now ask your wife it is "all that matters?" I'd bet she doesn't agree one bit!! Cheat on your wife, get the girlfriend pregnant and your a hero for taking care of it? You are warped!
Dog crap..Ah yes, another reason not to live in the city.
30 minutes to the station. $3 for parking. $8 round trip. Wait for the train. 30 minutes into the city. Missed trains. Sitting on gum. Dealing with the train stations. If there was a station within 5 minutes of my house, I might consider it.
Whi don't you drive to Norristown and take the train into the city? I would think that would be much cheaper and less stressful.
Suburu's are now called Lezburu's.
Try the new Suburu Outback H6 VDC. What a ride!
I have a blue audi for sale - "looks" brand new - heh heh...
You mean wining democrat?? Just look at the nose on Clinton. W.C. Fields has nothing on him.
I hate Audi's.
The lease was up on the Audi this month, regardless.
see - you got rid of the Audi, now it has come back to bite you in the ass!
I'll take a whining Democrat any day over a hateful Republican.
Another whiner Democrat heard from. BTW, idiot, Cheyney doesn't live in the Whitehouse. I'd bet you couldn't name the vice presidents residence.
LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW YEAR EVEN IF BUSH AND DICK ARE IN THE WHITEHOUSE. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL
Its rare that a Daddy lays off a son!! Your odds are getting better!
You have to work to get layed off, don't you??
MARTIN!!!!! and his BAD DOG.
Well, I might as well be the lamest person here and post the first blurb of the new Millennium.
Happy Holidays! I've enjoyed reading this site over the past year!
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanakkah to Martin and Michelle and Jr.!!
I'm wondering if their awful DSL service is going to send Verizon's stock down.
Hey hey, watch the language. This is a family site.
Its BUSH!!!!!!!!!
You said, "Holy Crap?" Really??
Momma's boy will be President soon!
Bush is MOMAS BOY
uh, yes they are.
these jokes arent that funny
The Murel is spectacular. Way to go Michelle. Please kep Martin busy!!
www.portalplanet.com
Coventry Forge Inn. No liquor license but BYOB. ***** French cooking.
What was the name of the restaraunt?? Sounds like a place I might like.
Sledge hammers.
buffered aspirin
what household pain killers are suitible for dogs
If Gore wins, they will play "Hail to the Thief"!
500 additional votes for Bush on Absentee's?? And they threw out 1500 more. Majority rules in a democracy!!
The absentee ballots will all be Democrats! Bush hasn't won yet!
Absentee votes will be in and counted on Friday. Bush wins, Bush wins!!!
You won't know who wins until the democratic process is complete! Bush is just afraid that if he complies with the system, he'll come up short. Therefore, he hasn't won yet!
James Baker is a boob.
My point is that, Bush Wins!!! Get over it!!
What's your point?
Bush wins!!! Bush wins!!
Your commentary today (Friday) is right on.
Hmmmm, as I was saying. You ain't go no <STYLE>.
You ain't got no .
Whenever I think of doggie butts, I think of you.
Thanks for the wide variety of photos of doggie butts on your site. Butts are my favorite part.
Thankyou for the display of the fall leaves in the picture on the subtext. It is my absolute favorite time of year.
how come BIG F'IN HAMMER isnt on the list?
Is it Autum yet????
actually, I prefer morphine
congrats on winning contest i can't wait till your baby boy is born and you can win more contests!
Just give me "Buffy", "Angel", and "Charmed" and I'm happy!
figures
that show "jackass" is funny - cuz its not happening to me - also, those foolish boys are from west chester...support your local entertainment!!
i need to change my internet access vote to HORRIFICALLY AND PAINFULLY SLOW!!
To someone directionally challenged, you were lost. To you, you were just someplace new.
I am glad to hear that Pedro is doing better. aunt marianne
you can pick your friends...you can pick your nose...but you cant pick your friends nose....
Life is a journey not a destination Felt like being a bit philisophical. What do you think?
No, the big zit next to your nose!!
You mean my big nose??
Do you get a copy of the tape? I'd like to see it. Especially with that big you know what on your face!
What a cool day!!! Congrats on getting picked to try!
thanks for the wedding pictures. M
Little Martin Jr. I hope he looks like his mother.
Wow! Look at that white blond fuzz and blue eyes! Great picture!
yes
Change is good! It keeps you on your toes and makes you know your still alive. Lack of change signifies the beginning of the end.
one day at a time...one day at a time - scott
Yeah, and while they are on the North side they can tell the dealers to stop bugging Scott. He doesn't use smack and crack anymore. He's been clean for days!
Phoenixville cops have nothing better to do - they suck, its a small town where hardly anything goes on. I live there, have seen their shotty attempt at police work. Why dont they go over to the north side and hassle the drug dealers who hang out til all hours of the night?? please - p-ville cops are a joke.
They've been having problems with people making noise in the park at night & I guess the neighbors complained; so the cops are just doing their job.
Find out if any Federal Grants have been recieved to fund anything at the Park. If they have, they can not close it at night.
Is the park "Signed" as closed at Dusk or Dark"? Ask the officer, nicely, what the ordinance number is. When you get home call your borough council person and let them know what expired.
that scope is a simple mp3 player - it has 128k of memory and plays a loop - listen carefully!! heh heh
Dead animal flesh. It sounds so much tastier than decomposing vegetable compost.
Hi Michelle and Martin The baby picture is great...Marcy
Seems like someone wanted you to eat live animal flesh???
beef - its whats for dinner
Why, after all this time have you decided to start eating dead animal flesh? Ugh!
hey martin..next time you need a new powertool..call me - nothing like a powertool!! - scotty
lets talk about deranged...http://l-user.com/images/tophat.jpg
Were their names Martin and Michelle? I've seen two people fitting those descriptions in Phoenixvill before....
A mentally deranged woman and a drunk in the park, sounds like Phoenixville to me.
Chupa's gonna have a boy!! GF
du hast auch welche
I think the baby looks like Michelle.
Nope. Pennsylvania
Do you live in Maine?
I've never met Dan, but I know a Don and he's a good guy.
Dan never forgets his meds!!!!! But he is the greatest guy I ever met!!!
How about Martin's Afro or Michelles straight hair poll?
How about a new baby poll? Blonde, Brunette, Redhead, or Bald.
Wow, what a great tool you are. Hats off to ya!
dan...did you forget your medication again??
I would just like to take the time to say how great i am. Please feel free to compliment me. It doesnt just have to be me complimenting myself. You can help if you want.
You know that you can par boil the vegetables from your garden and freeze them. They're better than anything you can buy during the winter months.
Hi Martin, this is a very nice website. Steve
Uh Oh, not another career change! Now you're becoming a TV show critic?!? Does that pay much?
Is that you, Mom??
A daughter is a daughter for all of your life A son is a son till he takes a wife
ROFL!!! that's too funny!!
That's true. Martin rides a bike like a girl, so it wouldn't be a problem.
Girls are perfectly capable of riding bikes as well. Girl or boy, they will have what they have period.
you need a boy to go riding with - make sure you get a boy - talk to Dan about it - he knows how the secret to having boy babies!!
I would like a girl. Love Aunt Marianne
When did YOU work??
"Here's Michelle's bellybuttton popping into an outy"!!!
Working with the dumb ones really makes you appreciate the smart ones!
you can comment each picture like you did the restoration of the house. hmmm...what would they say??
Lets see a monthly picture of Michelle's profile!! Make this a learning experience! Let's webcast the birth??
interesting numbers on the gender poll! what is this, a contest?
you have the money thing all wrong, dude. the fact is you love spending money on them. it's like cooking for them, you just love to see your kids eat. strange but true.
And when they grow up and you did a good job raising them, it will all be worth it!
Quiz: Who wrote this ? Don't even think about having kids. Besides the immediate baby supplies, you'll need to start saving right away to send that youngster off to college. And while you're hoping they don't need braces, you'll have to find a good grade school which means moving to a high rent school district or shipping them off to private school.
I am surprised you've never been to a gynecologist. Did they find anything wrong with you?
How about 15th street schamis?
Congrats to you and Michelle!! Now the fun starts!!
Send your name ideas to SaveTheBaby@Farmertan.Com!
I think you should name the baby Broadway Litigate Schamis if it is a girl or Allentown Mountain Schamis if it is a boy.
good luck i love babies have about 5
thanks for ruining the ending of the patriot...jeez!
that track has been there for years. hardly ever see a wreck, therefore - its no good
6/28/00 Funniest subtext to date!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ma'am? doesnt that bring back the days of Suburban's "martin is gay" theory?
Judging by his performance in the rain, Schumi does rule.
you suck!!! schumi rulez!!! chip it! chip it! chip it!
You have the "grey days blues!" When the sun returns, you'll be 'up' again!
trails discussion is cool!
Massive air conditioner units. You missed the two really massive ones.
No. He calls repeatedly on 146.520 simplex as advertised.
But does he pick up the phone and say, "Hey, want to ride tonight?"
On the eigth day god said, "Let there be quattro."
My maneger said I like you in a Barny voice damn
I like you
Audi's are crap.
Of course you never exceeded the speed limit, right?
that BMW was right where they are supposed to be - behind the Audi.
Repeat after me, I do not OWN those street parking spots, I do not OWN those street parking spots.....
The radio is in and working. 146.520 simplex.
http://www.farmertan.com/house
Where the hell did the construction pics go? New format sucks! (It was bad before, but now it's worse.)
I'm sorry about your neighbor! How awful.
Ticks, yuk..Skin So Soft keeps the ticks and fleas off..Try it!
now time for two kids to go with the noah thing where is the boat?
You have 2 cats, 2 dogs and 2 fish, Noah..Which type of person are you?
There is no middle ground.
The poll left out both! And what about others? Why not all of the above?
Saddle sores on my butt today!! Feels goooood!!
Everyone should have to take the "martin schamis school of driving" before they can even think about getting a license.
I would never wear "that" hat with those shorts!! C'mon!!!
wait...that wasnt dan?
nice shot of the guy with the shorts. looks like he borrowed the outfit from dan!
you should call lacie - Puff doggy
I've been busy with moving into a new house of my own. I should be done with all this next week. We'll talk.
Schedule a suitable mountain bike ride, and you can have your TH-79*A*
I want my TH-79E!!
Wow!! A direct line to Ebay. When does Riley go on the block?
No, hunting does.
Free time is eutopic but it doesnt put food on the table
what! you had free time at tsm?! i'm shocked...
free time is way better...ahhh, the days of TSM
With his teeth, mostly.
How is Riley handling the new intruder into your lives?
Very cute puppy, I was the first to see her before you even got her. Good Luck
Make sure you have a great credit background
how is riley able to pull your finger? with his teeth?
Why don't you and Michelle open a Resaurant? You could call it Riley's.
you can cook for me anytime love ya.
I actually make them for two then use my expert math skills to double the ingredients.
You're getting to be quite the chef. Why do you make dinners for four? Are you and Michelle eating for two?
Looks like you had a great time traveling, we (your father-in-law and I) were keeping track of your entire trip. Riley seemed to enjoy the trip.
whoa... a mega-driveathon and only one ticket. file that $125 as an x-country driving tax. welcome home!
Michelle: Camping will be over soon. Ann
As much as you are in a hurry to get home, don't push it! Accidents happen when you least expect them and especially when you are tired!
You missed the snow....
well, it was worth the wait. michelle, are you as into the off-the-beaten-path camping?
Internet access is somewhat limited in parts of Utah and Nevada.
where the hell are you we havn't heard from you in days
Miss Kitty says, "My litter box is clean and my nails were just clipped, but I miss you purrrably. Please come home soon."
Do you have driver tan now?? One arm tan? Y
Homesick? Just click your heels together 3 times and say "there's no place like home." Well, it worked in the movies!
That "sex comment" was indeed from Dan. But you never answered him. I regret to inform you, I was NOT the "mouse" comment.
are you getting homesick yet?
it's pretty cool seeing the vision of project farmertan become a reality.
that truck comment had to be from dan the mouse
wish i was a mouse in the truck to hear the conversation ha ha
that sex comment had to be from dan
um...beer?
love the roadrunner photo. when maureen and i were in new mexico many years ago, we saw one and both yelled, of course: "beep, beep."
Are you having sex in every state?
Thanks. I know more about stuff now.
riley and michelle?
Who goes away for three weeks and only packs one t-shirt??
I never got in touch with my cousins, and when I stopped by the old house on Egan, no one was home. We saw the battlefield though.
I thought this was supposed to be a fun trip! It seems to be a marathon cross country run to put miles on the truck. Isn't there a battlefield and cousins you missed?
looks like the first update went ok. nothing like starting with a driveathon!
I really do like the design on the stairs. It is STUNNING
I wish you had HF privledges, then we could talk on 40 meters every night!
The house looks awesome!!!!
He who has the most gas cans wins.
I bet your awesome gas can will not last if you put it in your trunk and a big truck rams your ass. Or if any other vehicle runs into it, for that matter. Or if you lose it. Chances are decent that it will not last your whole life, I think.
Let Michelle relayout your site. This redesign is annoying!
oooo...new feature! photo of the day! perfect fo the vicariously-experienced upcoming road trip.
This is the redesign? I just thought this was an interim page until you did a redesign. Everything is missing!
the gas can will be stolen by the guy with the cheese ball on his head in a market with people with worse teeth than you have really ever seen !
My bet is the gas can will be stolen in West Virginia.
PUFFY COMBS SCHAMIS...papa rappa in the house
very nice . now you should be considering a hair redesign-- unless of course you like that "puffy" look
Well, looks like I beat you then.
I can't believe you got married!!! I always thought it would be me.
hey man i neva baan here i was just typin shit in. i thought this was gunna be for pyro's
I think the new look is cleaner. Run with it, stud muffin!
Would you believe it? A redesign! Too bad it still sucks.