Icom dual bander and diamond antenna.
screw everyone, fence in the entire house!!
you ripped your winkle?? OUCH!
yeah well I just would love to be a drone for the rest of my life working just to keep the queen bee alive.. No thank you, I'd rather "nap" and take advantage of what pleasantries there are in life.. maybe even strive to be the next Rip Van Winkle....
wake up from your "nap" and get a job- slacker!
What a Po Po poem...
the once was a tellie named PO, riley chewed the head off like so, he chewed and he chewed, and finally got threw, now PO has no head of his own.
No Tinky Winky.. you dinky!!!
is (was) po the gay one?
i'm assuming riley offed poor l'il po.
Its the remains of Po...the teletubby
that boob-like thing is just plain gross
believe in the star that you look at every night or else it wont be in your dreams.
hey all you party people!
You can have your lousy snow. It took me 4 hours to get home from work last night!!#%$&
And I have to take a Vacation Day for Monday!!!!! Congrats on your severence. I'm happy for you!
Skiing tonight?? Didn't ask me?!! I saw a street named after you. It was "One Way"!
come shovel my snow tomorrow during the super bowl and i'll feed you as always !
so paint them red
my piles are bigger than yours
Ami, I was thinking to myself, "oops, she spelled seem & weird incorrectly" but then I read on and noticed that you spelled your name wrong too!...and 'weird' yes, nice 'NO'...hey Martin, when you attachin' a spell check to this thing anyway??? Grüß guess who
I seam, therefore I am.
okay. just surfed over here looking at old houses... we don;t know you but think we might like you since you seam nice and wierd. --Ami & Rob
looks like someone (three comments down) has been tokin up
save it for the race track Mario
you don't say?
well you have to take the pigs from shoe boxes if you want the flowers to dance on their heads...if they even have heads for i am sure that they have tails...but anyways alls well that starts well...not really. but that would be cool...at least that is whay the duckie said while biting peices of oranges off of apple trees.
Danger! Perfect moods may cause children!
you should get a mirror-chunky. of course you are probably just "big boned"
Speaking of beefy.... Looked in a mirror lately????????
beefy is good--i can not stand tiny, wimpy, delicate dogs.
are you sure Riley doesn't have 13 Beanie Babies in his intestines?
yeah well my thoughts are right on that one.
two days from now tomorrow will be yesterday
I happen to think your eating habits are very good. I, on the other hand, could not fathom living without the mouth watering, albet vein clogging, delicasy. But that's just me.
So, Riley hasn't eaten since last Tuesday? Poor little thing...He's probably wasting away by now!
i hope that trash can was your crabby neighbor's and she appreciates your neighborliness
2000 AD..Some say it's the end of the old millenium, some say it's the beginning of the new millenium. Either way, have a safe, healthy and happy new year!
ok
happy new year!
fire and suds-i will be there
Bill Cosby used that word in his standup act. gunky
Gunky??
um... where am i? is this fun? you sound like a gunky to me.
the poll still represents "none of the above" to me...
Clean your god-dam ears yourself!!!
there it is...vote away
i ain't voting until you put up, "frantically wrapping presents"
Sounds to me like that was taking candy from a baby...
Michelle's heart!
what did you steal Martin?
huh?
You have to separate what you want to do to make enough money to do what you want to do. Sometimes the two coincide. Most times, not.
the new dog is adorable!
you suck
So, where are the pictures of Winston??
a close call...happy b-day! i am sure you celebrated by drinking plenty water- based american lagers
Happy Birthday Hope you had a wonderful day
happy birthday!
a cedar shingle? robo-dog.
non capito niente
If I were you, I would help dear old Dad install that last window, or you'll be doing your own window installation by yourself!
No one is practicing to install windows in your house. Guess who this is
i think someone crapped on this page.
very weak
still carrying that little bag through the park huh?
uhhh...new poll??
gots to go
hey, martin - I could take care of those nieghbors for ya, i live for that stuff - signed..well you know who
yeah, martin's chomping on a turkey drumstick and riley's scarfing tilapia. that's some household.
Martin - does that drumstick in your hand mean you've switched sides?
Did Riley start to meow yet?
A pound of cat food?? What did Kocoa have to say about that?
Me again!!! I know all about you!
Hey Martin Guess who this is???? No way!!!
1 cup chicken bone, 1/2 cup riley, 2 cups butter = riles salsalito??
Do you really think it's a good idea to let Riley have butter and chicken bones?
"TO REST IS TO RUST"---HELEN HAZE
No its not done yet. We ain't Bob Villa.
When are you going to show more pictures of the house? Is it done yet?
neil diamond rocks
he pulled it down off the countertop
how'd riley get that stick of butter?
Quit dicking around with the dogcam and do some work on the house. I'm sick of looking at step 16.
Nice pumpkins
Dogcam is fixed and in the new house. Enjoy.
Fix the dogcam.
7 crayola crayons and counting.....
7 pumpkins and counting...
I liked the pictures of Riley better
Hey, I happen to like that Mr. Bean CD. It was free and it has a broad array of hits on it. Mr Bean rules.
why all this change, why am I filling out a poll on a website, I don't like sliced bread
sounds to me like you people are too duel or maybe think youre cool
sounds like a dual case of too much pride
Sounds to me like a dual case of UBS - Ugly Baby Syndrome
No offense to the previous comment, but who cares??
No offense to anyone concerned, but my baby's cuter.
Martin is scared of the dentist.
delete, delete, delete. It is the only way.
I have about 4 or 5 zip disks of old mail - I figure it will be good reading when I'm old.
I delete all my email before I read it. That way I don't have to worry if it's useful or not; and my box stays clean.
i have a solution to email packrat syndrome: let the Y2K committee access your PC
Nonbeliever!
if you put this same poll up at Christmas time, the Christmas lights would be ahead.
Your nephew is so cute. You will make a great Uncle. Have fun and enjoy life.
Did you get the license plate # of the truck-driving lesbians? Or pictures?
jeez - second time I go to read the subtext and its the same as the day before.
Remember the key to YOU golfing is al in the use of the word FORE!!!!!!!!!
HA HA!!! MODEM HOOKUP - man, you must be going crazy!!! next thing you know, you'll be writing the subtext on your macintosh!!
galoshes?
Martin - is your ring REAL gold?
Those spots are publicly owned parking. I will park there if I want. Its a public street. Put a driveway out back, THAT you ca own.
No bedroom pictures?? You said Honeymoon pics??!!!
gotta get my coffee before class just wondering what would be on here from the wedding...tap tap tap Is this thing on??
two polls in one week?
ok, get back to writing already!!
hgy
HAVING a great time that is
hope you're hain a great time
Riley was there in spirit
What am I going to do with myself.........a whole week with no farmertan updates.....I guess I'll have to watch TV.
I still can't figure it out......why was Riley not the best man??
Wedding Photos: http://www.digitalburn.com/index.cgi?section=2&sub=8&page=0&style=red
Linda? Or the dog?
Scratch her butt instead of her head. Maybe then she'll drool instead.
Yeah!
Leave Linda alone or I will kick your butt!!
Maybe we could get a cork for Linda, too?
you can always get a cork for Molly.
Linda rocks the house - although I think she has a cat fetish.
How Do You Circumsize A Redneck???? Kick His Sister In The Chin!!!!!!!
certainly someone with better manners than you
Who the hell is this Linda bitch??
um where's my abacus? Has anybody seen my abacus...I think I left it next to the sundial (what is this all about??)
those people are lying
Linda made me do it, three.
Linda made me do it, three.
Linda made me do it too.
Linda made me do it
if you want a concentration of pea-brained individuals-just call mchugh's
hey, thats L-user!!
GO! DAN! GO! GO! DAN! GO! who da man, dan da man!!
Dan - you loser!
had women? what the hell is that? if you're not a pig, you're an idiot
Did we go to grammar school?
I've had 117 woman, am I a pig??
Hey, asshole, don't speak for me, I'm looking for as much ass as I can nail and I voted yes for pigs!!!!Oink Oink!!
Attention: Women around the world. Men want to be in relationships for the long haul. Wake up and get yourself a man. Did you know woman out number men!! So go get one. If every woman has a man then every man has a woman.
Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them.
oink - oink!!
Yes I, truly do, know everything.
ALL men are pigs!!!! That's just the way is!!!
see Dan, you don't know everything
some men are pigs - and they know who they are
Denial, denial, denial.
NO DOUBT, THIS POLL WILL BE A FRAUD . ------STEVE
Men's Health might be interested in the results of this poll. Ftan readers=buff.
Pretty cool compressor. Need to see more detail on that nailgun. They're gonna make yer dad DA MAN!
mileage and age don't make a pos, it's the care the car's gotten. and are you saying being a dad is in martin's near future?
If a 1991 Ford Explorer with 156,000 miles isn't a piece of shit, I don't know what is. But, as you will son find out, compromises are made and Dad gets the shit car.
Dog Dish archive number 9 - wonder how long that will be up??
Jettas do not have near the power, safety, or refinement as an audi - obviously, you judge a book by its cover. BTW, a decent jetta goes for about 22-23k, audi go for around 28k - twice as much??
That last comment looks like "I" said it. Its funny, but I can honestly say it wasn't me.
I just looked at your car. Why would you pay twice as much for an Audi when it is just a beefed up VW Jetta.
phew...gettin hot in here.
whatever. smell my roses and think of back riding my ass..you loser...
SMELL MY ASS AND THINK OF HORSE BACK RIDING AND ROSES
hence the term "READING" glasses
I just bought reading glasses about 2 months ago. It was the hardest thing I ever did in my life. The eye doctor said, "Welcome to the club." I hated hearing that. But, so far, I only need them to read.
they didnt teach me that in health class!
Geez, I explained the ABC's and you share it with the world?! Orgasms can easily be detected by the pulse points located on the inner thighs. Just have your index finger, of one hand, conveniently leaning against this area. The heart will go from a resting 68-70BPM to a, during climax, 112 to 120BPM. Unless they are an olympic athelete they can't fake that! So you think she's faking it, huh?
Shooting for the hole in one will produce those kind of scores. Always shoot for the PAR of the hole. Sometimes the hole in ones just come. Most Putt Putt holes are par 2's wit some par 3's thrown in. Never go for the hole in one.
I read a few weeks of your journal and saw pictures of the house. Congratulations!! When (or where) does Dad get some credit?
You two should be ashamed of yourselves - teasing those poor truck salesguys!
me thinks me should get a life.
Its me again !!! Poor poll this week
lots of angry cats to scratch the dogs' eyes out
lots of hungry dogs to eat the cats
lots of cats!!!!
look closely - there's a ghostly michelle behind the landcruiser's window in those house photos
on the subject of wedding gifts: i bought my wife a pin, and it just may be her favorite item of jewelry. so, a wedding-eve gift is highly recommended.
new bike = nice wedding gift for hubby
pickup truck = nice wedding gift for wifey
neither. you have to buy your wife-to-be a nice wedding gift!
port·ly Pronunciation: 'pOrt-lE, 'port- Function: adjective Inflected Form(s): port·li·er; -est Etymology: 3port Date: 15th century 1 : DIGNIFIED, STATELY 2 : heavy or rotund of body
that 'more urgent purchase' poll is too tough. this is the first time i haven't been able to bring myself to vote.
GET A NEW POLL - Lance Armstrong is neil's brother...right?
Marton, Comment allez-vous aujourd hui? Monsieur W stopped by to say hi.
This says it all: "But it's still been a pleasure to shock the neighbors."
Dear Project Farmertan,
We were forced to remove the trash receptacles because someone was filling them with dog shit.
Phoenixville Borough Council
thats l-user, thank you!
learn to make some real interesting comments you loser/losers.
Thou shalt not covet the Coiffure.
hey, at least he has hair!
Your haircut looks like shit!! Not that your regular style is so great, but at least it was funny-looking.
yeah...make me shut up!
hey...shut up.
hey...shut up.
me too
i'm bored
about the fence height issue (about as compelling and urgent as the train issue), you have to consider not only height but opacity (right word?). are you going to want to talk to your neighbors? do you want a solid barrier or a psychological one?
i hate to say it, but i agree. even though a few rangers are trying to be accomodating, it looks pretty grim
vf is a lost cause, they won't reopen the trails, they hate mnt. bikers.
Kiss my ass, Martin, you don't know who this is!!!!!
Congrats on your diamond purchase. Being a great salesmen has to do with knowledge and credibility. Now onward to September.
Martin, you actually DO know something about cameras, Doug bought that Rebel you recommended!!
There's still the (small) matter of an engagement ring!...??? After she sees the size of the ring, you'll have to get a new fiancee!!
CHIP IT!!! CHIP IT!!!
nope...just a lull in activity as we await the end-of-month meeting
Todays the 9th and I see no more updates on the trail closures?? Are we excepting defeat?
i think you're the one and only person ever to use this phrase, mr. poet: "a crapload of roses"
myles wants to know what you are doing onthe martin-cam...can you pick your nose or wave to him?
you have way too much time on your hands...get a real job...myles says "thankyou".
Save the Trails!!!!!!!!!!
The chick in your pictures looks pretty hot. Does she have a sister.
what would do more damage to a trail: an 800# horse or a 200# biker?
Woodsy Owl would be Proud - HOOT HOOT - Dont Pollute - er something like that.
la la la.....Blah Blah.....
No, unmarried. They are just living in sin.
sex?? oh, wait, is the couple married?? that makes all the difference in this gift.
how about free tickets to Episode I for the six-month anniversary gift? now *that's* cool!
Does the word budget fit when it was free??
That's what happens when you use one of those budget quickcams.
9:50 a.m. monday - looks like the sun is frying your streetcam
does touching the wanger make the toucher a wanker?
disability = more time to touch the wanger.
disability is fun!
that guy on the tractor has both freedom *and* security
what kind of benefits do tractor drivers get?
what kind of benefits do tractor drivers get?
Need a PR guy???
............
you never know, it may in a few months. but i see att is catching up. whoa!
I wish the Burn Group HAD benefits!
Best color for sex? Blond hair, blue eyes with lots of pink in the middle.
on that preview shot of the tile, are you speaking from experience?
Answers to the preceding questions: South, South, South, Yes, Only in case of an emergency
but can you fold laundry? or will you?
If you stand on the north pole and face left, which way is that?? How about right? How about turning all the way around?
Whatever smartass.
I can fold time, so I have no need to speed
Who cares?
You actually go faster heading east - in the same direction as the earth's rotation.
Speed is relative to the rotation of the earth. Am I going faster heading west?
I speed, therefore I get points.
i speed, therefore i get there before you.
Thats if the pile of clothes is clean though
But you can't pick your nose over your friend's pile of clothes.
You can pick your nose.
You can pick your friends.
You can have a pile of clean clothes.
You can't have a pile of dirty clothes.
is the poop nook where all the klingons hang?
yea,well...she hit me - so there!
i'm really glad i know this:
The poop nook. The dark circle in the center of the nook is the toilet drain.
If you worked on the house instead of taking pictures, it would be done by now!!
ta DOW!
uuuuuh... Ok
this site is was too under-bulldogged for me.
No, the car is his mistress.
I thought his car was his girlfriend??
Whoa! Making fun of a guy's car is one thing, but calling his girlfriend a "glorified dingo" is another! That is just wrong!
Run up in.
You have a lot of nerve to make fun of the guy who keeps a log of his A4. Any one with a zillion photos of a glorified Dingo should just keep his mouth shut.
An Audi is not nearly a Ferrari.
I'd like to take a shotgun to those pets.
The only thing upscale about this website are the Ferrai pictures!
I seem to spell as well as my personal moron, too.
My personal moron could beat up your personel moron.
Uh... huh huh... huhhuhuhuhuhuh... that was cool!
Everytime I drop the soap in the shower, I think to myself, "How would I handle this in prison?"
Kiss me big boy!!! Martin you HUNK!
When I was a kid, I used to think that eating boogers was kinda gross. But now that I'm older, I can see the value in it.
That's what the guys down the street say, at least.
you suck
MAAARRRTTIIIINNNNNN!! You should just knock down that house. I have access to a bulldozer if you agree. What's up with the toilet at the bottom of the stairs??
removing the wallpaper has made your house look...well...saucy!
I hope the next time I click on this lame site there will be a photo of Michelle under the Pets heading!
martin, did you take your medication today?
hmmm...i wonder who would use the words retro, saucy and boring in the same sentence...maybe the cop who wrote the accident report? ;-) http://www.farmertan.com/gallery/wreck.html i think this site kicks ass!
OK I'm pretending. Now what? I guess I have to click on that stupid button, huh?
Retro, yet saucy. This site is boring.
Only Dickheads get Farmertans... And full suspension riders.....
This site sux!!!!
Wow, a guestbook! I knew the web was good for something.
i'll post something too so I can join the list of L-users
Is this where I find the east coast's largest porn collection?
COOOOOOOOOOL Guestbook. Too bad you have no friends.